Does anyone think I'm strange?

Glenn · **Posted:** Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:50 pm

I have had a thought. :roll:

I might not be that normal. :shock:

My suspicions were raised when some bloke down the pub said I was "weird". Imagine my shock, me, weird. I said "I'm not weird, I'm like a box of chocolates; nice if licked but better when you take a bite". :oops:

That prompted a look that would kill bison. I couldn't believe it. :shock:

Sensing he was about to punch me I decided to break the tension in my own inimitable fashion. :evil:

So I asked.

"What are you looking at me like that for? I didn't suggest you put your penis in a pot of raspberry jelly" :!:

.............then he hit me..........it hurt......... :cry:

The moral of this story. My wife likes chocolates. :shock:

PS: This is true, honest. :wink:

Ste · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:11 pm

I suggest you get counseling.

Tom · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:18 pm

One straight jacket on order.

Paul · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:33 pm

Which pub were you in?

Tom · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:55 pm

I am guessing the Shovel inn, in Carnforth...

Glenn · **Posted:** Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:05 pm

Can't remember, I was wearing a towel at the time.

Paul · **Posted:** Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:37 pm

Glenn wrote:

Can't remember, I was wearing a towel at the time.

A bar towel?

Glenn · **Posted:** Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:28 pm

Only at work.

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