Well the forum has been very quiet over the last few weeks so i think we should brighten things up with a few jokes, CLEAN JOKES

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
not happy.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday!!

IS WINDOW A VIRUS????

With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.

1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.

Maybe Windows really is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, and are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.

Anyone who's ever experienced Tesco should know that their famous slogan 'EVERY LITTLE HELPS' is much more appropriate when you remove the first and last letters...

Come on ladies, what happend to this forum? not long ago there was new things to read everytime i popped on, now were on about 1 post a week

Well, Ian and I travel a lot so we find it hard to post during the week. Rick is too busy trying to get his kit car to start, Tom is too busy going to birthday parties and cleaning sick off back, Paul takes a week to think of anything to say, Chris is still learning how to read, Stuart doesn't know what day it is, Mrs Glenn thinks you are all silly people, Jim and James are out earning lots of money ready to take over the world and Ste is in bed with a hangover...............

WOO HOO a responce

OK then, you must be desperate or bored!

Q: How many MAN U fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change it and one to give him a lift up from Surrey!

Sorry that is a football joke, how many footy fans do we have in the club?

yes i am bored, tired and bored and i hate football hahahaha

I'm not hungover! Saturday I was hung over, and next saturday I shall be hungover again, but currently I am not!

I do like a drink now and then tho........


okay, a joke..... hmmmm.........


whats green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?















a snooker table!


thats the best I can do Im afraid, Im not a comedian (and all the other jokes I know are not repeatable on here!)

I thought a snooker table had 8 legs? hahaha

smart arse!

No that is spiders!

Spiders have a smart arse?

i'm finished getting my kit car to start been driving about in it since june, hoping for good weather on sunday to come kendal in it

hahahaha! your funny!