I was chatting with the mini me and mini Zoë at dinner today about the differences between boys and girls. I thought I would post these observations for all to see.

Girls have foo foos and boys have willies
Girls grow boobies and boys don't
Girls like washing up and boys like watching telly
Girls like make cups of tea and boys like drinking
Girls like Pepper Pig and boys like bacon sandwiches
Girls are fascinated by ironing and boys are fascinated by fast cars
Girls know everything and boys do as they are told...........

Go careful leaving Glenn talking to the kids Zoe.

Although he seems to have the boy girl thing sorted .